the shit wars part 1

diary log of a particular white blood cell soldier

day 1 (yesterday):

the GBA (Gene's Body Armada) was completely crushed by Darth Shitious. had to retreat back to the safety of the toilet not once, not twice, not thrice but six times. how shitty can that get? set up temporary camp in the toilet.

began to fight back in the afternoon. Darth Shitious is being pushed back ever so slightly. the GBA has a chance of winning!...

...yeah right, Darth Shitious struck back with an ambush that got us the GBA scrambling for the toilet seat four times. shivering with shit in our pants as we did sentry rounds at night for fear of a night attack. nobody dared to clean up.

day 2 (today):

reinforcements came from the outermost part of the shitty galaxy two million light years away (a.k.a. the doctor). painkiller bombs and anti-diarrhoea devices were dropped along with more white blood cell soldiers. things are looking good for the GBA now...